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Important Life Lessons I’m Teaching My Kids

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It’s okay to have a pasty white butt if you descend from a long line of pasty white people.

Your best friend should never be a house plant.

While you should never ask a woman if she is pregnant, it is okay to ask why she is concealing a pillow under her shirt.

Don’t spend too much time worrying what other people think of you, except the…




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Tommy Paley

Tommy Paley

I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.

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