We brainstormed 37 slogans in 30 minutes for Burrow

Obedient Editor
Obedient Agency
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3 min readJul 8, 2021

Are you sitting down? Are you comfortable? Good. Go ahead and put your feet up because this week’s brand new episode is as relaxing as our featured brand itself. Okay, maybe the episode is more entertaining than relaxing but, just let us have this segue. This week we let our brains cozy up to Burrow — the ‘luxury for real life’ couch company. Per the rules of the game, we set the clock for 30 minutes, put on our game faces, and got to work on creative concepts for Burrow that are worthy of a standing (or seated in this case) ovation.

Below are the spec graphics we designed of some of our favorite concepts but keep scrolling for the rest of our ideas (there were 37 slogans in total!)

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Copyright: Obedient Agency LLC
Copyright: Obedient Agency LLC
Copyright: Obedient Agency LLC
Copyright: Obedient Agency LLC

You can feast your eyes on the highlight video below:

Below are the rest of the brainstormed slogans:

  1. We’re putting razor burn on notice.
  2. Shave it your way.
  3. No hair, who dis?
  4. Get a smooth shave from hair to there.
  5. Dependable not disposable.
  6. Dolphins everywhere are jealous
  7. Hair to stay.
  8. The buck stops hair.
  9. So smooth it’s criminal.
  10. Bare your naked, ladies.
  11. It’s getting hot in hair
  12. Razor the glass ceiling.
  13. Hair free finally feels carefree.
  14. The precision glide of a sports car without the divorce.
  15. I got five (blades) on it.
  16. Your privates can now go public.
  17. It’s not a shave, it’s a bare hug.
  18. Self-care, meet shelf-care.
  19. Best blade plans.
  20. I’m in love with the shave of you. — Ed Sheehan
  21. Dancing on the razor’s edge.
  22. Charity events are called Fund-razors
  23. Other razors are on their last legs. Literally.
  24. The razor that has a heart to heart with all of your parts
  25. Products that care whether you’re bush or you’re bare.
  26. Pubic Service Announcement
  27. Come hair often?
  28. Don’t ask me, I only work hair.
  29. Hair to stay.
  30. Grin and hair it.
  31. All rise for Queen Billie — there’s a reason we’re the only razor with our own magnetic throne.
  32. Your top shelf should be top-shelf.

As the world’s first humor marketing agency, Obedient has developed creative branding for industry darlings like Clif Bar, Native, Blue Bunny, Argent, Waterboy, JOI, Fanny, The University of Chicago, Alleyoop, Roche, GEN Z, and The Dallas Cowboys. But they would never brag about it here. obedientagency.com

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