The Engineers Guarantee: 2023 Will Get Even Crazier
A gay porn actor goes to Washington D.C., delivers a speech at the Capitol, gets a standing ovation and a couple of extra billion dollars, along with a Xmas packet of patriot missiles, 500 precision-guided artillery rounds, 37 mine-resistant vehicles, and 2,700 grenade launchers and gives a senile American president a Cross of Military Merit medal.
The president looks at the award as if he is about to lick it, possibly confusing it with his favorite variety of ice cream.
Later, the overwhelming emotion, cash, weapons, and moral support to light up a full-scale WWIII make Zelensky tear up at the White House.
This episode scores high points from the Engineers, who couldn’t foresee how far they could stretch the screenplay. The only downside of this stellar performance is that it will be hard to beat in 2023 in the tragicomedy index.
Yet, 2023 will almost certainly continue to get weirder and more comical because that’s the nature of the game. The perfectionist mindset of the Engineers, the geniuses who put together and execute these narratives, wouldn’t allow the future to be slightly less comical.
Engineers love to mess with their audience. The crazier shit they can make us swallow, the more points they get. It’s an insider game. And it’s a lot of fun – if you’re an Engineer.
According to the Pandora Papers(1), Zelensky and his inner circle pocketed several billion $ into Panamanian private accounts for their engagement with the Engineers, a significant part of the $50 billion budgeted for fighting evil Russia from the U.S. alone. Very little of the cash seems to be landing in the trenches. Meanwhile, weapons donations intended for Ukraine land in warlord camps in Africa and the Middle East. Maybe the weapons have also been sold for cash or just handed out to talent best equipped to destabilize whatever domains the Engineers deem deserving.
From the FTX files(3), we also know that a significant part of the cash is being washed and routed back to select DNC interests, probably to compensate some of the Engineers themselves or their assigned actors.
We probably will never find out the true extent of the wormhole, but it doesn’t matter. My only interest is to find out how to apply to become an Engineer. The work these people are doing is simply stellar. They love to explore the limits of human endurance, how to pull a sock over the sheep’s eyes and lead it into a wolf’s den while having fun at its expense. I can’t even imagine the perks such a job could offer, along with the intellectual challenge of redesigning the geopolitical map while exploring the theoretical limits of practical comedy.
The Ukraine narrative has gone where no previous Engineer operation has trodden, even after JFK, 9/11, Desert Storm, and the Pandemic Saga.
The plan for Ukraine from the onset of Victoria Nuland’s orchestrated coup d’etat(3) in 2014 was two-fold. To get a buffer state to antagonize Russia into a military conflict and destabilize Europe, to prevent a Russia-China-Europe power axis. But for the Engineers, it wasn’t enough to execute this on a practical level. They also wanted to have some serious fun. Hence the abundantly delicious twists in the narrative, optimized for belly laughs.
The idea that you need to shut down your heating to help Ukraine is my favorite. Top EU politicians propagate it with solemn faces, holding long speeches, and sometimes shedding a tear. They would deserve an oscar if most weren’t so clueless as to swallow the narrative in earnest.
Their fiefdom, the financially challenged majority in Europe, is already crippled by pandemic protocols, the previous record holder in absurdity. They won’t be able to heat their dens this winter without spending a significant part of their remaining assets since the Engineers blew up the remaining gas pipelines to Europe. The particular genius who came up with this detail deserves a special medal for ingenuity, maybe even a tear of laughter.
2022 has been a historical example of how far an Engineer can stretch practical jokes under the pretext of fighting evil, which offers us a clue about the future.
2023 will have to render a maximally creative and comically bizarre angle to compete with the past. We will have to swallow the nonsense without questions and hand out the rest of our savings and health on a silver platter to aid some hair-brained money-washing operation, or we won’t be able to compete in the Engineer Index.
So avoid sugar and news. Eat organic meat, whole foods, and healthy fats. Train hard every day. Avoid your mobile phone. Spend time in nature. And don’t listen to anyone who might listen to the Engineers.
Merry Xmas and a happy slide to 2023!
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3 – “ROBERT PARRY: The Mess That Nuland Made,” Consortium News, February 22, 2022.
