Pam Beasley in The Office

Thou Shall Not “You Seen”

You tried an extension, a cell phone, an email, an IM and still no answer from Doug. The game is afoot!

If you can’t find Doug, don’t ask (or call and ask) the receptionist if they have seen Doug. All you will learn is whether or not Doug has been seen. That is literally all you can learn by asking this.

Oh, and because of you, now the receptionist has two voicemails.

Nice work, Sherlock.