All or Nothing: Arsenal Preroll

I am… not a sport person. I attended an all-boys school for 12 years and somehow managed to get through without even a rudimentary idea of how sport works, who scores what and how.

I have heard of Arsenal. I know they’re a football team. That is the extent of my knowledge. How I’m going to make it through an entire season about what I assume is their rise and fall, I’m not sure.

What I expect: Lots of blokes in tiny shorts trying desperately to make it to a trophy. Probably some tears, likely a LOT of manly hugs, and if I’m especially lucky, an idea of how sports teams work.