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Tucker Carlson Really Wants to Have Sex With an M&M

I wish I was kidding.

Tucker Carlson, the man who wants to have sex with an M&M, presents in Florida.
Photo by Gage Skidore from WikiCommons. CC BY-SA 2.0

Fox News host Tucker Carlson is pissed about the M&M redesigns, because he’s no longer sexually attracted to the mascots.

In a news segment that aired on January 21, 2022, Tucker goes on a strange rant, where he complains that he no longer wants to go for a drink with the brown or green M&M.



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