Conversation Interrupted

Hank Eng
Hank Eng
Sep 6, 2018 · 1 min read

My wife and I were grabbing a snack after the movies.

Wife: Don’t forget John and Linda are coming over Saturday.

Me: What? I don’t like John. He’s loud, obnoxious and drinks up all my booze! I don’t want them over.

Wife: I TOLD YOU DAYS AGO! YOU SAID YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I ALREADY TOLD LINDA YOU SAID YEAH. DON’T DO THIS TO ME!

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Hank Eng

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Hank Eng

Retired from the Aerospace Industry. I write Satire, Humor, and Funny stories about the absurd things in life. medium.com/metaphorically

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