Some People Can Wear a Hat
I am not one of them.
Nov 2 · 1 min read

I know I look like a dandelion that’s having a panic attack, but let me explain.
I was wearing a hat.
It’s winter. My ears get cold. All of your body heat exits through the top of your head the minute you step outside.
All of it. (The science checks out. Don’t bother looking it up.)


