Fruitcake: you are doing it wrong.

Public Domain photo by TheMightyGrog — Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0,

What the hell is fruitcake, and why you should revisit this age old tradition yourself this Christmas?

For months they have lain in wait, dim shapes lurking in the forgotten corners of houses and factories all over the country and now they are upon us, sodden with alcohol, their massive bodies bulging with strange green protuberances

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Dean Jones is a Librarian, Cookbook Reviewer, and writer. Dean lives in the SF Bay Area with his lovely wife and their six kids. wellseasonedlibrarian@gmail.com