5 Most Jacked Old People in Sports

These sports celebrities bring it in the weight room.

Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time
3 min readAug 11, 2016

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Coach K

#5 Mike Kryzweski
Age: 69
We have seen a lot of amazing things at this year’s Olympics, but nothing is as shocking as finding out that Coach K is kinda jacked. Now I don’t know if he has ever worked a crunch or push-up into his routine — but that stuff is overrated anyways. From this picture, it looks like he sticks to bicep workouts only which is entirely a veteran move. There’s a reason why biceps have their own slogan. Say it with me — suns out, guns out.

Billy Donovan Jacked

#4 Billy Donovan
Age: 51
Now I know Kevin Durant says he left the Thunder because he wanted a better chance to win a championship, but the real reason he left was because of embarrassment over being out-benched by his head coach. Billy Donovan has those crazy eyes that are perfect for becoming a maniac in the weight room, and Kevin couldn’t handle it.

Skip Bayless Strong

#3 Skip Bayless
Age: 64
The bad boy of broadcasting is a stone cold psychopath…and I love it. The guy has missed only 2 DAYS of cardio since APRIL 1998. His life consists of 3 things…

Skip Bayless Life
Ed Hoculi

#2 Ed Hoculi
Age: 65
Yes, we all know that everyone’s favorite NFL referee is jacked. The part-time referee, part-time lawyer is proud of physique and it’s evident he loves to show it off. His ref uniform is at tops an extra schmedium from the Baby NFL Shop. That striped zebra polo is on so tight that it looks painted on like one of those Sports Illustrated swimsuit models — if you look really close, you can probably see Ed’s nips. The rest is up to you.

Charlie Strong Jacked

#1 Charlie Strong
Age: 56
Charlie has always had to live up to his last name, and luckily for him, he’s done it. The 5-foot-6 inch Texas coach is built like a bowling ball. If you strap him with some pads on Saturdays, I bet he could average 8 yards per rush (only against Big 12 defenses). If the Longhorns continue to disappoint, it may be time for Charlie to suit up.

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Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time

Marketing Strategist who gives occasional sports takes @OneTakeAtATime