Anthony Davis Uses Craigslist Like A Poor Person

Multi-Millionaires Should NEVER Use Craigslist

Last year, Anthony Davis signed a $154 MILLION contract. The man is so rich he never has to wipe his own ass if he doesn’t want.

Yet for some reason, he pulled a poor person move and posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a personal assistant.

I am a poor blogger so a few extra bucks goes a long way. Yet, I am so afraid of encountering a Craiglist killer that I am too afraid of putting an ad on Craigslist to sell my old furniture.

But Anthony Davis on the other hand, he gives no fucks. He even doubled down on his search by sharing the posting on his official Facebook page which has over 2 million fans.

But something seems off…

How does Anthony Davis not have a family member or a childhood friend (think Turtle from Entourage) who would jump at the chance of being The Brow’s assistant.

I mean, just look at this stud. There is NO WAY this wasn’t the most popular kid in school!

Prom King, Anthony Davis

Even if the other kids in school were too intimidated by his studliness, Anthony Davis has to have thousands of people coming out of the woodwork each day asking him for money, so why not give one of these people a job?

Maybe they just aren’t qualified for the position?

Anthony Davis’ Personal Assistant Job Responsibilities

1. Dry cleaning runs —Simple and straightforward.
2. Meeting with fans and doing media interviews — Meeting with fans is easy, but being able to speak proper English in a media interview might be tough for his childhood friends…Remember, Chicago High-Schools are awful (CC: Derrick Rose).
3. Ball Skills Preferred — Every baller wants to be around other ballers.
4. Able to move around town and keep a low profile — Nobody wants their assistant drawing up unwanted attention for their client.
5. Preferably 6' 5" or taller, good dresser — Veteran move by Anthony. He doesn’t want to be riding around town with short guys. That would just make him more recognizable and draw more attention to him.
6. Good dresser —If you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you do good….and Anthony Davis lives by this motto.

7. Unibrow or Heavy Eyebrows — Everyone knows people with unibrows or heavy eyebrows are more trustworthy.

Dear Anthony,

My eyebrow game is strong, too. Hire me.

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