Chris Brown Will Be Trained by Mike Tyson For His Fight Against Soulja Boy….YIKES.

One psychopath to train another psychopath!

A few days ago, it was announced that Floyd Mayweather would be Soulja Boy’s trainer for his fight against Chris Brown. Now, 50 Cent has gotten Mike Tyson to be Chris Brown’s trainer.

The stage is set!

Team Psychopath

Mike Tyson is the perfect choice for Chris Brown because both men are complete psychopaths. With these two presumably working together, I would be nervous to be a woman within 100 miles of wherever they train.

VS.

Team Idiot

Ring Announcer: “With a combined IQ score less than a squirrel, Floyd Mayweather and Soulja Boyyyyyyy”

I can’t wait to see the big dick cash contest between these two rich dumbasses. If you are within 1000 feet of these two during one of their training sessions, there is no way you don’t end up with walking away with pockets full of stacks of cash.

P.S: I already know the fight will be a big disappointment with both rappers doing nothing but dancing around the ring for 3 rounds, but the inner kid in me can’t help but wish we could make it a real life MTV Celebrity Deathmatch.

P.S #2: NEED these guys to come out of retirement to call the fight