Ranking College Football Coaches Based On Their Dancing Skills

Find Out Which CFB Coaches CAN & CAN’T Dance

Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time
2 min readAug 29, 2016

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The best part of college football returning is we get to see more coaches dance. What better way to rank Head Coach dancing skills than with some superlatives…

2016–17 College Football Coach Dancing Superlatives

Best Signature Dance: The “GP” by Gary Pinkel, Missouri Head Coach

**MUST Listen to Audio**

I am a firm believer in the idea that anyone that has their own dance has made it. Gary Pinkel’s signature GP dance is electric and I need to learn it. He doesn’t bust out the GP dance regularly, but when he does, it moves the needle and the ladies love it.

Best Dance Squad: Troy Football Coaching Staff

“Pipe It Up”

No question here. The entire Troy Football coaching staff pipes it up so this category was never in doubt.

Worst Dancer: Chad Morris, SMU Head Coach

This video is straight out of the Recruiting 101 playbook. Rule #1, do what you can to relate to the young kids. It’s just too bad Chad is still reading the 2004 version. He probably thinks filming himself with an iPhone 2 dancing around in his living room to 50 Cent “In Da Club” will get him all those Texas 5-stars. Sorry, Chad. It won’t.

Most Likely To Start A Dance Party: Dabo Swinney, Clemson Head Coach

They don’t call him Dancing Dabo for nothing. The guy always wants to dance and is never afraid to start the party with a couple too many dabs.

Can’t stop, won’t stop

If you wish you could dance like these old coaches, please click the💚 below!

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Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time

Marketing Strategist who gives occasional sports takes @OneTakeAtATime