Domino’s India Should Be Ashamed Of Its New BurgerPizza

Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time
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2 min readJul 14, 2016

Smart CookyDomino’s India is set to introduce yet another confused hybrid in the world of fast food. Love cheesy pizzas? Can’t resist a sinful burger? Here’s the solution — have a burger pizza instead. What makes it unique, is that it won’t have a patty, like all burgers. Instead, it will have a filling, much like toppings on a loaded pizza.

“Looks like a burger, tastes like a pizza,” reads Domino’s India’s Facebook page, announcing the new dish.

Burger Pizza

Of all the places to develop this beauty, why India?! The idea is fantastic. The execution is shameful.

Dominos, how can you call this item a BURGERpizza when it has no patty or no beef. The definition of hamburger requires a patty.

Hamburger Definition

So when you say it looks like a burger, what does that even mean? Just because it has 2 buns in a circular form, that doesn’t allow you to trick people into believing they are about to eat a burger.

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Dear Dominos India,

This is how you make a BurgerPizza.

Regards,
America

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Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time

Marketing Strategist who gives occasional sports takes @OneTakeAtATime