Lil Wayne Needs To Start Planning For Seizures After Having 2 More Mid-Flight

Weezy has has A MILLI-on Seizures

Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time
2 min readJun 16, 2016

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(EW) — Lil Wayne suffered a seizure mid-flight, prompting an emergency landing in Omaha, Nebraska. After he reportedly refused medical attention, Wayne’s private jet took off, only to make another emergency landing due to a second seizure.

At this point, a seizure to Lil Wayne is like a headache to you and me. It’s annoying and you hope they go away, but sometimes they will pop up out of nowhere so you have to be ready to treat it.

My biggest issue with Weezy is shouldn’t his entourage be prepared for their captain to have seizures by this point? If I am his manager, I am requiring that all flight attendants on any Lil Wayne private jet charter be required to know how to treat a seizure. So if/when Lil Wayne has another seizure mid-flight, a flight attendant can just band-aid up his seizure and the crew doesn’t have to stop the party.

Lil Wayne Plane
Lil Wayne Seizures Meme

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Kevin Escalera
One Take At A Time

Marketing Strategist who gives occasional sports takes @OneTakeAtATime