The Suave Turkish Butcher Is The Next Dan Bilzerian
This past weekend anyone who was on Instagram was introduced to Nusret Gökçe, a Turkish man who showcases more charisma and personality while cutting up a steak than I have in my entire body.
He is an international man of mystery who became famous solely through Instagram for various portrayals of wealth and excess.
Remind you of anyone?? 🤔
Overall, his Instagram page has a Dan Bilzerian feel to it — but instead of objectifying women, he objectifies steaks.
While Dan B. has photos and videos of large guns and sexy hookers, Nusret has sharp knives and sexy steaks.
And frankly, I’m over Dan Bilzerian.
A page filled with nice tits and asses is great, but it’s not unique in the slightest. At this point, I would rather see a page filled with photos of perfectly marbled tomahawk chops.
If that makes me a gayball, then so be it.
Interestingly, Nusret’s most similar feature to Dan Bilzerian is they both have a great supplier of steroids.
But for him, it’s a necessity as a larger forearm is the key in having a proper distribution of salt on his steaks.
