Which Cavs Player Was Smoking Weed in the Locker Room?
I Make My Picks.
The latest story to spread across the sports world today was the report that the Cleveland Cavaliers locker room spelled like weed after their loss in Game 2.
Since we don’t know which Cavs player partook in the smoke sesh, I took the liberty of going down the roster to predict who was the culprit/culprits.
Which Cavaliers player smoked weed after Game 2?
LeBron James
While there’s no way Mr.Goody Two-Shoes was smoking weed, the leader of the team doesn’t mind being around people lighting up as evidence when his wife, Savannah toked up at a Indians game.
Was He The Weed Smoker: NO
Kevin Love & Kyrie Irving
A couple of seasons ago Kevin Love and Kyre Irving’s handshake was them smoking a joint.
So naturally, you would think that the two of them are big weed-guys. However, anyone that knows anything about life knows that the people that make smoking-references like that, are normally not smokers and just trying to act cool.
Were They The Weed Smokers: No
Tristan Thompson
The newest victim of the Kardashian curse could be the culprit because we know that Khloe has a thing for druggy NBA players.
Was He The Weed Smoker: Possibly
JR Smith
I dont think JR Smith was the first guy to start smoking, but once it was out, there’s no way he didnt partake in the team-building exercise.
Was He The Weed Smoker: Definitely
Richard Jefferson
Richard Jefferson is so old and Dad-ish that I’m sure he didn’t know what was happening in his own locker room.
Was He The Weed Smoker: Nope
Kyle Korver
Kyle was probably not invited to participate. Sorry, Kyle.
Was He The Weed Smoker: No chance
Iman Shumpert
Anyone that has hair styles like Shump is probably a big weed-guy. How else would he think of some of his hair styles? Besides, Shump rides with his boy J.R so you can count on him having alleviated his loss with some recreational marijuana.
Was He The Weed Smoker: Definitely
Dahntay Jones
Dahntay Jones seems like he will be the fall-guy. Dahntay doesn’t contribute on the court so his #1 role is to take the heat for anything that the actual contributors do.
Reporter to Cavs PR: “Who was smoking weed?”
Cavs PR: “Just Dahntay Jones.”
Reporter to Cavs PR: “Ok, nevermind.”
Was He The Weed Smoker: To the Media, yes…..In reality, no.
I wonder how Stephen A feels about this topic.
