19 Jokes For The Utterly Sleep Deprived

You know you’re tired when…

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These jokes are so funny you forgot to laugh because you’re absolutely exhausted, as part of my “Dumb Jokes For Smart Kids” collection.

1. A new mom walks into a bar. She then immediately walks out again, because she knows that 1/2 a glass of wine is going to knock her on her butt, and she doesn’t want to pay $13 to go straight to sleep.
2. What are the most tired letters of the alphabet?
   Big Z and little z
3. Where does a tired person buy their food?
   The grocery snore
4. What commercial jingle doubles as a lullaby for adults?
   1–800-MATTRES
5. What Stanley Kubrick film title could also be about the most exhausted person in the world?
   Eyes Wide Shut
6. What do sheep count to fall asleep?
   People
7. What do they count if they are wild sheep who never saw humans?
   Clouds
8. What do they count if the sky is blue with no clouds in the sky?
   Other sheep
9. What kind of sound machine to Floridian babies use?
   Miami Sound Machine
10. What do you call a sire from Ocean County?
    A California King
11. What do taxidermists cuddle with at night?
    Stuffed…