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Sizzling Summer
Hot Buns in the Summertime
The Summer Is Cool in C.H., much Cooler than in Calzoncillos, Phoenix, Athens, Madrid, Dubai . . .
He crashed in through the wintergarden
Zoomed into the house alone
Slipped and fell when the dog barked at him
Slammed the door on the buzzing drone
Didn’t anybody warn him?
Didn’t anybody say
That drone’s not gonna hurt you.
It just has the blues today.
It’s been whooshing o’er the country
with no place to unload its throne
Though he’d ordered a pizza oven
Switzerland was a ‘no-fly zone’
Didn’t anybody warn him?
Didn’t anybody say
That drone’s not gonna hurt you.
It just has the blues today.
So he’d need to go to Jumbo
Support the local economy
He sure felt like a dumb dumb Dumbo
and he had no place to pee
A parody of “She Came in through the Bathroom Window” by Lennon/McCartney”, but you already knew that. If you didn’t, feel free to read it again, sing it loud. I have been told I’m not allowed to sing. More than once.
This is in response to Gael MacLean 🐑’s fun prompt. I hope TzeLin Sam, OCTAVIA EVER AFTER, Nichola Scurry, Annie Trevaskis, Grandma Smillew and Claire Franky will have entries, ‘cuz GIRLS RULE!!
Onomatopoeia is as much fun as die Schallnachahmung.
