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An Open Letter from My Teen to the English Language

Dude! We need to talk

Courtney Burry
Feb 24 · 2 min read
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Courtney Burry

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5X top writer. I love to use satire and humor. I write about travel, politics, family, feminism, sports, health & music. So, basically everything.

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5X top writer. I love to use satire and humor. I write about travel, politics, family, feminism, sports, health & music. So, basically everything.

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