Open Letters To
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Open Letters To


An Open Letter from My Teen to the English Language

Dude! We need to talk

Yo! English language.

We all know that you are fire. And not just like, fire — you’re totally sick. But my mom thinks that you’ve gotten a little messy, bruh. Because TBH she says you are hard to make out these days. No cap. You seem to be dropping letters from words…



Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Courtney Burry

5X top writer. I love to use satire and humor. I write about travel, politics, family, feminism, sports, health & music. So, basically everything.