Open Letters To
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Open Letters To


An Open Letter From the Pig to the Chicken on Commitment

I wanted to go the whole hog and make you mine. You chickened out.

Dear Chicken,

We’re done. I’m sorry but I just can’t be with someone who isn’t as committed to this relationship as I am.



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Courtney Burry

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