Open Letters To
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Open Letters To

J.J. Pryor

Jun 1, 2021

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OPEN LETTERS

An Open Letter of Thanks to the Gremlin Who Keeps Following Me

Have you thanked your gremlin today?

A gremlin from the movie looking up in a cute fashion
Credit: Warner Brothers

Hey little guy,

I just wanted to say thanks. I’m reaching out here as I assume you’ll take the time to read it on my laptop while I’m sleeping later because that’s what you do.

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