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An Open Letter to England

Learn how to speak English

Dear England,

Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound with your snooty phony accents and made up words? Where did you learn English, Leprechaunville?

A boot is something you wear on your foot, not an empty space you build a car around, and “arse” is spelled “ass,” which…




Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Harry Seitz

Harry Seitz

Writer and Returned Peace Corps Volunteer.

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