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An Open Letter to My Colleagues

I am NOT your IT support!

Super realistic workplace setting / Photo by Windows on Unsplash

Dear colleagues,

Most of you are very dear to my heart. Well alright — no, not you, Bob. If I hear you loudly chewing your liverwurst sandwich at 07:25 AM in the morning ever again then I swear to you, you might not survive that day.




Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Emilia Smith

Emilia Smith

Telling my mental health journey. Talking about the hilarious everyday madness we call life.

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