Open Letters To
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Open Letters To

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An Open Letter to Peanut Butter Charlatans

Your unholy faux Spread should land you in jail

Photo by Tetiana Bykovets on Unsplash

Dear Peanut Butter Thieves,

I sent my husband to the store, but he is not so cunning and crafty as I. He was duped by your cloak-and-dagger ways, your ruthless campaign of deception that began in the 1980s.

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