May 11, 2021
5 min read
OPEN LETTERS
An Open Letter to Peanut Butter Charlatans
Your unholy faux Spread should land you in jail
Dear Peanut Butter Thieves,
I sent my husband to the store, but he is not so cunning and crafty as I. He was duped by your cloak-and-dagger ways, your ruthless campaign of deception that began in the 1980s.
