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Open Letters To


An Open Letter to Publishers

Unlocking the secrets of the universe is relatively simple

Dear Publishers,

I sent you a book about rape and sodomy in Nazi concentration camps, and you said to give it a happy ending? Do you want me to jerk you off, too? Do you know how fucked up that sounds? For some stories, there is no happy ending.




Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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