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Open Letters To


An Open Letter to Safeway

When is a deal not a deal?

To The Sneak-Thieves At Safeway:

When is a deal not a deal? How about when it’s listed as a deal in your Weekly Savings ad?

What I mean to say is, the ads posted on the front page of your weekly ad always look good — like watermelon for 29 cents a pound or three or four ears of…



Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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David Volk

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer tand humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.