An Open Letter to Tattoo(ers)

The unblemished silent majority speaks

Image courtesy Wiki Media Commons.

‘Sup Inkers,

Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t a letter putting down people who’ve chosen to get tattoos. Rather, it’s a diatribe against bad tattoo decisions.

I’m keeping the owners of said objets d’art anonymous. The tattoos themselves will not be outed, either — unless it’s a cat.