Fly Humor

An Open Letter to That One Damn Fly Always Buzzing Around My Head

I hate flies

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Dear Mr. or Ms. Fly,

You know who you are buzzing in my kitchen. Every day, you are killed but right after I toss your splattered and fractured body in the trash, another one of you appears. How do you do that? Is there a little line of flies waiting outside my…