Open Letters To
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Open Letters To


An Open Letter to the Bird Outside My Window

I hope you chirp in hell.

Photo by Pixabay from Pexels

Dear Tiny Feathery Alarm Clock,

At 5:03am on a Saturday morning, the last thing I want to hear is your chipper ass outside of my window. I just spent the last 40+ hours of my week feeling like a piece of my soul is dying every time I clock in, and I’ve even developed an…




Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Crystal A. Walker

Crystal A. Walker

Creative writer, full-time RVer, & travel enthusiast. Cusses like a sailor because she was a sailor. Avoids conflicts & tells truth through humor when possible.

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