Open Letters To
Published in

Open Letters To

OPEN LETTERS

An Open Letter to the Bird Outside My Window

I hope you chirp in hell.

Photo by Pixabay from Pexels

Dear Tiny Feathery Alarm Clock,

At 5:03am on a Saturday morning, the last thing I want to hear is your chipper ass outside of my window. I just spent the last 40+ hours of my week feeling like a piece of my soul is dying every time I clock in, and I’ve even developed an…

--

--

--

Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

Recommended from Medium

Happy National Watermelon Day!

Pathfinder Characters

Body Builder? Only 1 Bottle to Boost your Metabolism

Give Kids a Smile offers free dental care Feb. 3–4 Pine Journal

Exercises Tone Muscles but Humor Changes The Tone of The Heart and Mind

A white sign on a dark background explaining D.I.E.T. — Did I eat that?

When Your Chinese Fortune Cookie Confirms What You Already Know

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Crystal A. Walker

Crystal A. Walker

Creative writer, full-time RVer, & travel enthusiast. Cusses like a sailor because she was a sailor. Avoids conflicts & tells truth through humor when possible.

More from Medium

The penny candy store

The two-story building where my Grandparents lived, now run down, with a tavern on the ground floor.

A Throwback to the 80’s & 90’s TV Shows that Shaped My Childhood

When Council Exercises Its Bureaucratic Weight…

Green plants growing in two rows with dirt in the middle, Maria Rattray, Medium

Enjoy Summer Birdwatching? Enjoy it in the Middle of Winter too!