Open Letters To
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Open Letters To

Response Letter Contest

An Open Letter to the Person Who Hates Shortened Names

It was never meant to be personal

Photo by Ryan Snaadt on Unsplash

Dear Christopher,

Thank you for your words of enlightenment.

Forgive me, but when I shortened your name, I was under the impression that we were what you would call, chummy.




Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Karen Schwartz

Karen Schwartz

Personal essayist, featured at The Daily Cuppa, aspiring novelist, & poet. newsletter:

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