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Open Letters To

Jan 1

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SATIRICAL OPEN LETTERS

An Open Letter to the Woman Trying to Meditate

You call it mediation. I call it the silent treatment.

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Dear Sally

You breathe in and out. In and out. You close your eyes and try to focus on your breathing. Only I am not going to let you, because I really hate this game. You call it mediation. I call it the…

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