Open Letters To
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Open Letters To

SATIRE AND HUMOR

An Open Letter to United Airlines from a Gold Status Member

Thanks for making me feel so special. Sitting next to the toilet is a treat.

Photo by Emiel Molenaar on Unsplash

Dear United,

Your service is one of a kind. Truly. As a loyal customer, you have awarded me gold status. It is a big deal because now I get to sit next to the…

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Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Courtney Burry

Courtney Burry

5X top writer. I love to use satire and humor. I write about travel, politics, family, feminism, sports, health & music. So, basically everything.

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