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Open Letters To

Courtney Burry

Nov 14, 2021

3 min read

SATIRE AND HUMOR

An Open Letter to United Airlines from a Gold Status Member

Thanks for making me feel so special. Sitting next to the toilet is a treat.

Dear United,

Your service is one of a kind. Truly. As a loyal customer, you have awarded me gold status. It is a big deal because now I get to sit next to the…

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