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An Open Resignation Letter To Modern Humanity

It’s high time this OG high horse hightailed it to greener pastures.

Image by Marc Pascual via Pixabay

Dear modern humanity,

Please accept this open letter as a formal resignation notice from my position as the original high horse, effective immediately.




Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Rebekah Iliff

Rebekah Iliff

Nashville-based. Words in Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Erma Bombeck, and more. Author of “Champagne for One.”

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