Open Letters To
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Open Letters To

Dear Homeowner, Baby Jesus Wants to Go Inside

Can I get a blanket?

Photo by Batang Latagaw on Unsplash

Dear Homeowners,

I demand that you take me inside. I am The Baby Jesus. That used to mean something around here.

I get you. You’re in a Pandemic. You’re lazy. You don’t shower. You never change out of that zip-up, prisonguard, outfit you found at Target. Your kitchen is like a crime scene. But why am…

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