Open Letters To
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Open Letters To

THANKSGIVING SATIRE

If We Had Fewer Turkeys in This Country, We’d All Have a Lot More to Be Thankful For

An open tale about American U.S. Grade A turkeys

Photo by Meelika Marzzarella on Unsplash

Two women saddle up to the entrance of a U.S. Grade A turkey farm. It’s almost American Thanksgiving and they are here to choose a turkey.

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Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

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Courtney Burry

Courtney Burry

5X top writer. I love to use satire and humor. I write about travel, politics, family, feminism, sports, health & music. So, basically everything.

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