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An Open Letter to My Neighbor Wearing Only a Robe Walking His Dog

Put on some clothes. You’re outside, dammit!

Illustrated by the author.

Dear relaxed Rick,

Robes are for wearing indoors. Walking a dog every morning can feel like a chore, but will you please stop going out only in your blue robe and flip-flops?




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Khalid Birdsong

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