Open Letters To
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Open Letters To


Open Love Letter From A Worm

Of course, we cheat on our partners

Listen All You Humans,

You call me gross. You shriek when I wiggle anywhere near your fat toes. You spike me onto a sharpened silver twig and send me swimming. And now, this.

Calling me an adulterer? Criticizing my love life? Seriously? I’ve heard that more than half…



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Jennifer McDougall

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.