LETTERS
The Lost Correspondence of Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner
Sponsored by The Acme Corporation
To the attention of the Road Runner,
Well, it would appear you got the better of me for the millionth time.
I must admit, your uncanny ability to grind to a screeching halt, while I went careening into the mountainside, was alarming, to say the least.
You must have known I’d break several bones and suffer facial lacerations from such a stunt. As such, I lay here, in traction, unable to deliver the vicious retaliation you so obviously deserve.
I’m expecting an Amazon delivery this afternoon and seeing as my eyes are swollen shut, I can't drive home. I would appreciate it if you could go there and collect it for me, please. I believe you owe me that much.
Pay no mind to the contents of the package. They are of no concern to you.
I will be looking for you when I get out of here, but you knew that already.
Regards,
Wile E. Coyote
Genius
