SATIRE
Great Fallbacks for Rent-a-Hitman.com. An Open Letter to the Woman Who Tried to Hire an Assassin.
Clearly every wife knows there are better ways to get the job done
Dear Wendy,
You know the saying never look a gift horse in the mouth? Well, they were referring to you. And that gift horse was Rent-a-Hitman.com.
That’s right. It probably seemed like a good thing at the time. After all, you had an ex-husband you wanted to kill. And Rent-a-Hitman.com seemingly had the wherewithal to help you out. But here’s the thing — if it seems too good to be true — it probably is.
So next time, if there is a next time, you will need to find some more tried and true ways to get rid of your husband.
Rent-a-Hitman.com obviously isn’t up to snuff. Frankly, I think you should report them to the better business bureau for false advertising.
Because we all should be able to trust the businesses we deal with. Especially if we pay them to take someone out.
But back to the topic of offing your husband. Clearly every wife knows that there are so many other ways you can do this. So, let’s get a little more creative next time, shall we?
