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Great Fallbacks for Rent-a-Hitman.com. An Open Letter to the Woman Who Tried to Hire an Assassin.

Clearly every wife knows there are better ways to get the job done

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Dear Wendy,

You know the saying never look a gift horse in the mouth? Well, they were referring to you. And that gift horse was…