Open Letters To

Time is running out — please respond to my urgent request

Stop clapping for mediocrity or hellfire awaits you

For my sanity, you have to stop.

Why would you suggest that teachers be armed?

I really wanted a sequel

How?

No bueno, Simon…

An Open Letter to My Neighbor Wearing Only a Robe Walking His Dog

An Open Letter To The Team Responsible For “Butter Lovers” Popcorn

Why are you depriving me of the dust I need to live?

Please know I appreciate all of your comments, even if I don’t respond to them.

Your “Dystopian Porn” fetish is bringing all of us down, collectively…

We feel your outrage

It’s not as weird as it sounds…it’s weirder.

Something better than “you’re perfect the way you are.”