Open Letters To

“He really taught me how to blow”

Dear “Fossil”,

I won’t hate you, but I’m filled with pity as a Black Cartoonist.

You deserve to be thrown off a balcony.

Why are you so goddamn British?!?!

We’re getting another dog… deal with it.

We need to set some boundaries

It is possible to have delicious relationships, even if you are plagued by major illnesses! Good golly! We are proof of it.

Some magical clerical work would be greatly appreciated!

Dear Shoes,

I’m sorry, Dear Moss, that you had to witness that. I’ll try to make it up to you.

An Open Letter To The Finance Department That Doesn’t Understand Math

The installation of self-checkouts was the last straw

I’m Not A Crybaby. You are.

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