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Hand of God Into the Machine

Surreal science fiction story

8 min readJun 6, 2022

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Two men stand in a room wallpapered with computer screens. They wear lab coats with Heston Science Corp stitched in red over the left breast.

One asks, “Is he all set?”

The other replies, “We just finished installing the QN/QET probes in the subject’s frontal lobes.”

“Have the staff left the Bubble Room?”

“Yes sir.”

“If this doesn’t work, we’re fucked for research funds.”

“I know.”

“Okay then. Start the damn thing.”

A hand pushes a button. A siren bites the air.

The experiment begins.

Q.N. ENGINE777 Red Status
LOCATION: Q.E.T. of PSR B1509-58
INITIATING TUNNEL SEQUENCE IN
3
2
1
SEQUENCE START:
TOTAL SYSTEM CRITICAL ERROR:
Rebooting...
Rebooting...
Reboot Successful
Machine System Health: Unknown
Logic Systems: 65 78 20 6E 69 68 69 6C 6F
Communications Array: Unknown
Bubble

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Ordinary Doors
Ordinary Doors

Published in Ordinary Doors

Surreal, funny, creepy, and confusing stories written without the reader in mind. Unconventional narratives, experimental structures. Simple ideas made complicated, complicated ideas made simple. Love them or hate them — you’ll remember them.

Gunner Barrett
Gunner Barrett

Written by Gunner Barrett

Groovy Writer of Supple Words, LaserDisc Apologist, Grand Intellectual, Seer of Greasy Auras; Bots Welcome. Stories vaguely organized in my lists.

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