How to be top of a Google search
I was №1 for “narcoleptic hen”
I just discovered that Our Albion scores the top Google ranking for the search phrase, “narcoleptic hen”.

We shall celebrate by giving the girls some extra oats.
Hens like oats.
Post script
To fill-in some context, the story about Basil the Narcoleptic hen was published in November 2006 — a tale of Andre’s Jordan’s 40th birthday party where I presented him with an egg from Basil the Narcoleptic Hen. He said, “I feel a doodle coming on” but never drew it —the idea lost in the excitement of his party.
The actual story is lost in the mists of time, but the above story — the story about the story — remains.
Here’s what happens when you search for “narcoleptic hen” in November 2019:

Hasn’t Google improved!
© Damian Clarke 2019. The original post was first published on the Our Albion blog, 21 October 2006.