The Toilet Paper Caper: Chapter 1
A Stark Mystery
I was in the can, contemplating my dietary choices, when I heard the buzzer. Pulling up my pants, I rushed over to the sink and washed my hands for 20 seconds, then stepped out to see who had wandered into my office. The private eye business hadn’t been too lucrative of late, not in the middle of a pandemic, and I didn’t want to lose any potential customers.