13 Tragic Adulting Mistakes We Made Our First Year of Marriage
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1 min readOct 15, 2016
- Got a nice, brand new grill for Christmas… Accidentally set it on fire
- Wasted an entire propane tank because we thought it was empty… but later realized the grill just wasn’t on
- Overcooked about 8 pieces of good steak within a few weeks
- Got an EZ up for our backyard… then let it fly away
- Hired a crackhead to fix our AC, who put a hole in our wall and stole our old thermostat
- Bought the small bottle of Bulleit from Total Wine. Whyyyyyy.
- Bought a new patio umbrella… then let it fly away
- Killed about 6 expensive house plants
- Bought and hung glass globe lights in our backyard… then dropped them while trying to hang them over cement… then watched them shatter
- Got a dog…. decided we couldn’t handle it and gave it to our parents
- Went camping with dog in the freezing pouring rain and almost gave it hypothermia
- Got our bathtub resurfaced… then watched it get ruined again because we but didn’t fix the faucet leak
- Ate under-cooked hamburger and got food poisoning at the same time for 24 hours straight
