A Note From Trump To You Cows

Funny Or Die is proud to announce the premiere of the long-lost movie adaptation of future President Donald Trump’s book ‘The Art of the Deal.’

We planned to write a letter here on Medium, not only urging you to watch the film, but urging all the candidates to absorb its messages. But alas, as we began drafting this up, we received an email from Trump himself who was thrilled his art would see the light of day. You’d think he’d be preoccupied, having just finished first in the New Hampshire primary. Nope. He spent his morning writing us the following email.

We have no idea how he knew we were posting here, but Donald Trump is nothing if not a man of the people, with his ear to the ground. Nevertheless, it’s far more impactful than anything we could have written.

Wise words. Here’s the film trailer.

Here’s more Trump: http://www.funnyordie.com/trump_movie