The CONSPIRACON 204X
After the disastrous events of the 2020s, the results of an unusual international congress capture the attention not only of the media, but also of security experts, futurologists and filmmakers.
Somewhere, on some date
For decades there has been speculation about the possibility that the different organizations and people dedicated to creating, concatenating, disseminating, sustaining, disseminating, socializing, explaining, conspiracies were grouped into a global organization that would allow them to share experiences and consolidate the different theories about the secret event.
Very few things are known about it, however, some alternate spokespersons for the organization, after the start of the 2032 digital census, began to issue increasingly insistent statements on the risk to humanity of the actions of certain intelligences, which attracted the attention of various governments.
“There are no dates, or established venues, it is known that there is a communication mechanism that informs the speakers and the audience of the precise date, when that date arrives, information is given about the place.”
A policy change, agreed upon at ConspiraCon 203X (the frequency of the conventions is not known), determined that this year the event will be public, with conditioned access, urging governments and corporations to avoid sending spies, and instead broadcast means of communication to their candidates for the audience, including, face photograph and full body, applicant organization or government, identification code and contact form.
A blind spot, to glimpse the truth
The region to the west of the Dominican Republic, which is to say what used to be Haiti, is the place selected for the ConspiraCon. The choice of the place is due, among other things, to the fact that Haiti does not legally exist, since the United Nations Resolution decided that it would no longer exist, for more budgetary reasons.
The spokesperson for the representatives of the organizing committee of ConspiraCon 204X informs that Haiti under a tribal-bureaucracy is a safe zone and that thanks to the donation of supporters related to the spirit of the event, an agreement was reached with the ruler Henri Christophe XXI.
“Haiti was a Caribbean country, whose existence was canceled and legally denied by the plenary session of the United Nations after more than half a century of attempts to improve governance and economic and social conditions.”
In the fragmented ConspiraCon statement, information is provided on the viable routes of arrival, whether the most economical, by sea from Cuba, Jamaica or the Dominican Republic, there is also access via helicopter from Santo Domingo or from a yacht strategically located in the middle of the Caribbean. There is also an intense call for volunteering.
Saveur Locale
Port-au-Prince’s main hotels are bursting at the seams, even the cheap hotels and hostels look overcrowded, among the participants and volunteers thousands of tourists roam freely in shorts, colorful shirts, straw hats, and a gauze mask with strategically placed holes that it allows them to see, eat, breathe without suffocating from the heat.
The streets are completely militarized. The spokesperson for the forces of social conciliation (as the army is called in security actions), Grand Captain Jean Alexai, informs that all participants in the event have a colorful bracelet, a badge and the obligation to wear a cotton or linen gauze mask, which is provided by the organizing committee.
“The idea is that the anonymity of the mask allows the speakers to blend in with the participants, so as not to be identified by law enforcement officers from other countries, who also wear gauze or linen masks.”
The Minister of Attraction and Entertainment (possibly tourism), Dr. Raymond Dulac, explains that the largest service operation ever seen in the Caribbean is being created, with gastronomic offers ranging from products imported by contraband, for those who fear poisoning with local foods, to low foods, for those who suspect the components of industrial foods (includes the possibility of accessing the “gade manje a” at affordable prices, where the diner can observe the entire process from the land or live animals, to the plate).
The event
Although the city is overflowing with people with hidden faces, goats, pigs, ducks, and soldiers, in the Royal Palace of the triburocratic government of Henri Christophe XXI, leased for several million western yuan, the main event takes place.
Only the organizers who have the communication devices and the speakers can communicate, since both have a computer key that only communicates with one another, without intervening in the organizing committee, which is organized by means of tablets of clay that are broken up and preserved for future organization.
“To organize an anonymous event with thousands of anonymous people, in a country that does not exist, punctuality is the key to success.”
The telematics team activates static generators to prevent unauthorized recording of the event by formal government agents. Similarly, the communication system uses handcrafted soundboards, similar to the effects of Gothic cathedrals or Greek amphitheaters. When the appointed time arrives, someone, who knows where a whistle blows from, everyone falls silent, and from an undetermined point among a continuous row of volunteers who look towards the wall bordering the entire room, the speaker begins to loudly speak voice.
The revealed schedule
With a maximum time per presentation of 30 minutes, the event takes place with exact precision, since the exhibitor can speak aloud between 20–30 minutes, after a few minutes of questions and answers, there is a space to go to the bathroom, eat a sandwich or talk about more trivial things like the weather, tourist attractions, sexual desires, etc.
The ConspiraCon 204X includes the following:
First day
8:00 am. Professor García: the strategies of mind control of the United States in Latin America: use of nanobots in nestle milk of USAID assistance programs
9:00 am. Dr. Eriksson: the attempts of European nations to hide the selective suppression of digital identities associated with immigrant ethnic groups: The great suppression or the great censorship of dissent.
10:00 a.m. Professor Smith: The Social Pressure Strategies in the Published: Yogurt Ads Targeting Women in the Decades 2010–2030 and Their Effect on Subsequent Aesthetic Standards.
11:00 am. Dr. Lovelace: the possibility of the loss of human control over artificial intelligences.
12:00 Lunch
1:00 pm. Anonymous report: the possibility of a supranational institution that gradually replaces national governments through a super centralized bureaucracy.
2:00 p.m. Dr. Sakura: the unknown benefits of new vegan diets as enhancers of human capabilities and performance.
3:00 pm. Dr. Sanjay: the lack of evidence regarding the benefits of vegan diets.
4:00 pm The founding myths of the Triburocratic Republic of Haiti from the most excellent and amazing ruler Henri Christophe XXI through the royal subject historian Etienne Croissant (space requested by the government of the host territory).
During the night in distinct parts of the country, cultural events are held, as well as the so-called gatherings, where the different conspiracy experts meet to update themselves on their individual advances.
Second day
8:00 am. Professor Iranova on the concealment of secrets through advertising: excessive disclosure as a form of cover-up.
9:00 am. Professor Smith (another, needless to say, nobody uses his real name): the impossibility that in the middle of the 21st century water technologies continue to be “delayed”: sustainable desalination of seawater and use of water to generate Energy.
10:00 a.m. Dr. Kellogs: the acceleration of climate change due to media campaigns to prevent climate change: from the Anthropocene to marketing to cataclysm.
11:00 am. Report of the supernatural committee regarding advances in the study of non-human or magical creatures.
12:00 Lunch
1:00 pm. Professor Ming; the Western efforts to create a narrative that makes Eastern advances invisible.
2:00 p.m. Dr. Valova: the transnational government espionage and the dismantling of movements: micropoisoning through Coca Cola and Mc Donalds.
3:00 pm. Professor Burke: the human scientific narrative about extraterrestrials: denial of differentiated neural and physical structures, which would explain the superiority or difference between extraterrestrial intelligences.
4:00 Professor Glokobiscz: the use of low-latency weapons to disable the desire for rebellion or develop socially desirable behaviors.
During the night a parade of the Conciliation Force and Obligatory Social Brotherhood (army). Dance of the voodooist scientific committee of the government.
Third day
8:00 am. Report from the global cryptography team, on advances in communication methods.
9:00 am. Professor Amazon: the social and technological surveillance models in third world countries: the use of retired ladies as observers of social peace.
10:00 a.m. Dr. Rouris: advances in fungal and plant language research: from fungal nanowriting to plant genetic narrative.
11:00 am. Presentation by the excellent and amazing Governor Henri Christophe XXI through his private secretary and concubine Guwana Schiefer: the UN plans to cancel countries in situations similar to those of Haiti years ago: Honduras and Nicaragua.
12:00: Farewell Banquet.
2:00 Reading of the conclusions of ConspiraCon 204X and setting of the agenda for the next event.
4:00 Carnival in the streets of Port-au-Prince.
The day after the revelations.
The day after ConspiraCon 204X, the attendees leave Haiti, always in an atmosphere of tranquility, guarded by the Social Conciliation Forces.
“ConspiraCon injected millions of western yuan into the Haitian triburocracy, by way of renting the city, selling food, hotels and selling souvenirs”
The reports of the agents of the existing States informed their various units of some aspects of interest: their combination of low and high technology neutralizes any effort to intercept communications or identify prominent figures; It is evident that the event has been celebrated for decades, even centuries, due to the degree of symbolism and the excessive organization.
The lease of the city could only be thanks to the contributions of donors who support the spirit of ConspiraCon, likewise it was learned that once free of tourists, trucks from the Conciliation and Obligatory Brotherhood forces re-entered millions of citizens of Port-au-Prince.
“It is believed that ConspiraCon 204X was one of the reasons why the UN Secretary General postponed his intention to cancel Honduras, Nicaragua, Burkina Faso and Benin, since doing so would have confirmed the conspiracy claim and legitimized other conspiracies”
It is possible that many secret agencies of the different national States assimilate similar practices, including the expressive clarity and brevity of the reports.
